did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize