koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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