My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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