Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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