Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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