All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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