I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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