Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I skipped work to stalk him.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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