Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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