If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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