Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize