so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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