I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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