THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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