there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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