who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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