so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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