I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
4 words: hood of his car
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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