What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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