I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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