sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You are a genius and a whore.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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