Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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