I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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