I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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