What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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