I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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