I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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