I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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