i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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