I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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