is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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