i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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