they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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