i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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