I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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