If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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