Pappa wants mamma naked
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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