covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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