...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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