just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
my liver is dry heaving
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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