Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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