Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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