these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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