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  • Ur a Fucking LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:03pm
  • "bite my shiny metal ass!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:52am
  • you should kno that redbull and vodka can make your heart stop....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 2:57, you're an idiot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Zach and Cassie are giant douche bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:34pm
  • 8:39 is my man! I can already imagine what the people who post these texts will be like in ten years. Fat, employed at Mcdonald's, chronic liver problems....oh wait, that probably describes them now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:38am
  • My last name is Bender!(: But I'm not from this area code!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:15am
  • ... Glad this isn't my area code... Good old failing 831 yet again eludes the failure of tfln...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:53am
  • When is this site going to just be simplified to "you were so drunk that you did something wacky" and "look at me I'm drunk and it's daytime". Seriously this is worthless. All you have to do is make up some retarded thing that falls under these 2 outlines and the mods, who have the sense of humor of a wet towel, will post it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:39am
  • "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:34pm
  • You really posted "first"? Get off this site you fucking loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Did you hear about the Jewish kid who asked his dad if he could borrow five dollars?? His dad says "Four dollars!?! What the hell do you need three dollars for?!?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:22pm
  • you do realize that alcohol is a depressant so it cancels out the red bull which is stimulant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:17pm
  • that's how you do it! hahaha!

    Submitted by blkowT on Jan 30, 10 at 3:35pm
  • What a shitty bender. If you can't involve more than one substance you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:14am
  • Did you hear about the new Jewish Sportscar? It can stop on a dime.....and then pick it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Second to call first Cm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Bite my shiny metal ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:56am
  • San Francisco holllaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Well la-Dee-fricken-dAa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:15am
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