Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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