Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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