Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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