fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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