so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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