Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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