Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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