you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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